noun- "Damn, check out "fake
n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd
bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond
hair."
verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look
right with my
hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the
hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my
hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....