Fake Cow 

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

Fake Cow by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

Fake Cowboy 

What 90% of the people who dress like cowboys are. They're usually spotted buying a T-shirt that says "COWBOY" in Wal-Mart, or walking around like they're at the top of society when in reality they're just low-life rednecks trying to be something they're not. Characteristics of these idiots include wearing a cowboy hat everywhere they go, huge belt buckles, not doing any real ranch work, and the like.

The Midwest is overrun with fake cowboys.

Fake Cowboy by FavoriteStoreOnTheCitadel March 15, 2011

Fake Cowboy 

Someone that acts country but listens to rap music.

You know that dude John that acts country but listens to rap? Yeah, he’s a fake cowboy

Fake Cowboy by Ilikebigbootybishes May 2, 2019