Fake blood

A group of 1-4 kids who act tuff smoke weed and fuck sluts. Primarily 8th graders named jack or joe. Fake bloods often threaten people for no reason and think their life is hard. They probably have shitty parents and are the most popular people in school because everybody else is a dumb ass as well

Person 1- hey did you hear about how jack dropped his juul in the toilet he’s so stupid.

Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..

by Fact spitter nwms October 30, 2019

fake blood

Can't be trusted or lies about everything freaks out over smallest things. Dumbass whore. who lies to make others feel bad.

Wow shes such a fake blood

by Fakeassbloodsarah December 1, 2016

Fake Blonde

girls usually named Susana

Susana is such a fake blonde

by fake blonde hater February 11, 2022

Fake Blonde

Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.

"Hey, you need to touch up that fake blonde, your roots are showing"

by 2 Madre October 10, 2008

rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions

siofra brady

siofra brady is a rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions

by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023

Fake Blonde Complex

A disorder that many fake blondes come across where although to the rest of the world they may look very blonde they see themselves as their hair still being very dark. Often resulting in futher lightening and lightening without ever reaching desired result. In other words, to you they look blonde, to themselves they look brunette.

She is a blonde bombshell but she still thinks her hair is dark, talk about a fake blonde complex.

by blondefolyfe January 25, 2011

fake fake blonde

Someone who is so fake blonde that they don't even bother dyeing their hair blonde

Haters: alhaitham isn't a fake blonde, he doesn't even have blonde hair
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp

by satomeow May 19, 2023