The sound that a Weegie makes when he's talking. It sounds like a fairy having a fart. Over the course of a sentence, the voice will go up and down at least two octaves.

1st Edinburgh resident: I think I hear a fairyfart. A Weegie has just come into the pub.
2nd Edinburgh resident: Oh no, you're kidding!
Quick let's get out of here before he orders a bottle of Buckfast and sets fire to the place.

Fairyfart by Minderbinder January 8, 2021

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Fairfag

Someone who complains, either in real life or on the internet, about any fight that isn't exactly and 100% "fair." This may or may not be a fight in which the fairfag is even involved. To the fairfag, every fight, no matter what the cause, is somehow a sport with corresponding rules and not a situation in which the primary goal of each party is to beat the other party up.

In some cases it is caused by general naivete and a sheltered life, while other times it is caused by disingenuous attempts to show chivalry, especially around females.

After hearing about a fight in which the winner distracted the loser and clocked him while he was looking away, Bob the Fairfag complained that it wasn't a fair fight.

Fairfag by ksd80 October 21, 2009

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fairyfart123

Fairyfart123 is the number #1 famous tiktoker. They are always right and they never miss.

"Oh my god! Look! It's fairyfart123! The one that never misses!"

fairyfart123 by stickytape3727727 December 24, 2021

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fairy fag father

the all powerful being who is responsible for making all the gays gay.
if you be a straight girl, they fly into your room and tap you with their anti-dick-stick (ADS).and then you like whong
if you be a straight boy, they fly into your room and tap you with their anti-whong-shlong (AWS) and then you like dick

Last night the fairy fag father flew thru my window and tapped me with their anti dick stick and said "you like whong now" and i was like OK buuuudyyyy.

fairy fag father by SlymthThePytheon February 4, 2020

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