Fairfag

Someone who complains, either in real life or on the internet, about any fight that isn't exactly and 100% "fair." This may or may not be a fight in which the fairfag is even involved. To the fairfag, every fight, no matter what the cause, is somehow a sport with corresponding rules and not a situation in which the primary goal of each party is to beat the other party up.

In some cases it is caused by general naivete and a sheltered life, while other times it is caused by disingenuous attempts to show chivalry, especially around females.

After hearing about a fight in which the winner distracted the loser and clocked him while he was looking away, Bob the Fairfag complained that it wasn't a fair fight.

by ksd80 October 21, 2009

fairfax school

A shite place where the male teachers look up girls skirts. The teachers go mad at you for no FUCKING reason even tho all you did was say I wasn't talking. All the teachers are shite and need help apart from Mr larkin. He's safe. All the six formers smoke round the back of g block and the yr 7s think there hard. The girls roll their skirts up because their slash and the boys dont even FUCKING care. Mrs bun is a fat slag who need to get a life and Mr Clarke needs to learn how to dress modern. All together its a shit school which I hope burns to the ground

Girl: can I go fairfax school?
Mom: no you little shit that school is terrible. The music teacher likes kids more than his wife.

by Iwriteshitcomments November 9, 2020

Fairfax Fudgsicle

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.

Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.

by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021

failfag

f~cking ~ssholes that think that they are cool, or funny by saying the word "fail". This person may be deemed a failfag if they use the word "fail" as a noun, adjective, adverb, or uncessfully conjugate the word as a verb. Failfags do not realize that this word has been long taboo'd, and that the word eventually gets old. Failfags may also overuse the word "epic" in an uncuccessful attempt at sounding cool.

**Kevin drops his pencil
failfag: FAILL!!! hahahaha!
kevin: Shutup, don't be a failfag

by 3V3RY0N3! April 14, 2010

Fairfarren

Farewell, May you travel far under fair skies

The mad hatter used the word "Fairfarren" when saying good-bye to alice, in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

Also, according to legend, it is used both as "hello" and "good-bye" by several tribes of micro fairries.

by xkaliboor January 28, 2011

Fairfax County Public Schools

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.

We have cash, but screw the kids!

by Biteme November 16, 2004

fairfax high school

n. a school made of tin can walls and has its own ghetto.
a place where white people are a minority
where the principle is a leprechaun nazi
we have a record breaking number of asains
where even the teachers are druggies
and a woman with a mullet by the name of sue strikes fear into the hearts of white kids everywhere.

sue to a black kid:do you have a pass?
black kid: fuck no
sue: ok come have a smoke with me

sue to a white kid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS
white kid: i have a pass
sue: THATS NO EXCUSE... YOUR SUSPENDED BITCH

--good times--

by spermantha February 25, 2005