Fairfaxed 

The equivalent of being Jack Johnsoned or munsoned. Being fooled into a situation you can't escape. Especially true in traveling jobs when you are duped into an extended stay in a sub-par suburban town selling a ridiculous product, like posters to college kids.

1: "Dude, I think we're Fairfaxed. Two whole weeks in Little Rapids and my source is M.I.A."

2: "We have 7 more days here? Holy shit we are Fairfaxed"

Fairfaxed by jordotech March 22, 2008

fairfax school 

A shite place where the male teachers look up girls skirts. The teachers go mad at you for no FUCKING reason even tho all you did was say I wasn't talking. All the teachers are shite and need help apart from Mr larkin. He's safe. All the six formers smoke round the back of g block and the yr 7s think there hard. The girls roll their skirts up because their slash and the boys dont even FUCKING care. Mrs bun is a fat slag who need to get a life and Mr Clarke needs to learn how to dress modern. All together its a shit school which I hope burns to the ground

Girl: can I go fairfax school?
Mom: no you little shit that school is terrible. The music teacher likes kids more than his wife.

fairfax school by Iwriteshitcomments November 9, 2020

Fairfax Fudgsicle 

The insertion of a feces-covered phallic object into a person's mouth. There are three roles involved in this act: a penetrator, a supplier of feces, and a recipient of the feces-covered phallic object. The roles can be independent, but a given individual can also fill multiple roles.

Since you were so nice and took me to Buca di Beppo, I have been packing in a little treat for ya. Get ready for a Fairfax Fudgsicle for dessert.

Fairfax Fudgsicle by Officer Matt O'Brien November 6, 2021

Fairfax County Public Schools 

A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.

We have cash, but screw the kids!

Fairfax County Public Schools by Biteme November 16, 2004

fairfax high school 

n. a school made of tin can walls and has its own ghetto.
a place where white people are a minority
where the principle is a leprechaun nazi
we have a record breaking number of asains
where even the teachers are druggies
and a woman with a mullet by the name of sue strikes fear into the hearts of white kids everywhere.

sue to a black kid:do you have a pass?
black kid: fuck no
sue: ok come have a smoke with me

sue to a white kid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS
white kid: i have a pass
sue: THATS NO EXCUSE... YOUR SUSPENDED BITCH

--good times--

fairfax high school by spermantha February 25, 2005

Fairfax County 

A pretty good place to grow up. Borders Loudoun County to the west, Arlington, Alexandria and DC to the east, and Prince William to the South. The Potomac runs alongside it at points.

Very well educated, and not too much crime (especially compared to DC, with Southeast DC in particular). Racially diverse as well, and also quite liberal, though that has its positive and negative side. The Washington Metro, a subway system with stops in multiple parts of VA, DC and Maryland, is a wonderful asset (though those coming from New York shouldn't expect all too much). Temperatures can get into the 90s during the summer and dip below 20 in the winter, but the summers and winters are manageable.

Unfortunately, with the high income of this area comes pretty expensive costs of living. Some teachers in Fairfax County Public Schools (a very good, but not perfect school system) have to commute from outside the county's borders. And yes, traffic can be awful. The Metro should be used as much as possible.

Are there huge differences between Fairfax County and Montgomery County (Maryland), Arlington or Alexandria? No, not really. They're all places some people would dream to raise their kids. Anyone who's ready to trash another part of the DC suburbs should remember how fortunate those people are to be near a wonderful city and in a relatively safe environment.

"So where did you go to high school?"
"Oh, in Fairfax County."
"Not bad! Be thankful for all the resources you have there. I grew up in a place with a bad school system, lots of crime and not many opportunities."

Fairfax County by Einaltereinwohner April 29, 2010

fairfax 

Best county in the USA! Located in northern VA, pretty much next to DC, the second best place! Fairfax is home to over 1,000,000 people, and is considered as one of the wealthiest counties in the entire USA! There are about 500 different malls, each one larger than the next, so basically the county is a shopping mall where teens hang out. Lots of traffic here too, since we got such a high population. In Fairfax, "rush hour" is from 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM, with a slight break at 10:02 PM. Fairfax is also home to one of the country's largest school systems, with so many people from different races and places that if you walked down a hallway in any school, you instantly learn a new language. Yep, this is pretty much the best place to live in anywhere!

Person 1: Man i wished i lived in fairfax. Instead, i gotta live in Fauquier.
Person 2: HAHA

fairfax by hoagly December 26, 2010