failbomb 

A device, machine, or other construct that will inevitably fail, given enough time, and that will be devastating in the amount of fail it causes when it does.

This 1 TB SSD is worth by far more than the rest of my entire computer, but it's a ticking failbomb.

failbomb by Ardvaark March 31, 2014

drop the failbomb 

a phrase used to say that someone is going to fail in the near future

Human 1: Hey, did you hear that the 6th grader Evan is gonna fight that 8th grader Carl?
Human 2: Doesn't Carl have a blackbelt in karate?
Human 1: Yeah.
Human 2: Dude, Evan is gonna drop the failbomb

drop the failbomb by slimjoe321 May 18, 2009

failbomber 

A person who fails at blowing things up...

That guy who tried to blow up Times Square in NYC; yeah, he's a failbomber.

failbomber by mandathewitch2 May 6, 2010

fail bomb 

when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault

person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb

fail bomb by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

Failbob 

Living Devil that likes to get little kids into sexual activities. Lies and cheating are its daily activities. Dont not trust for this disgusting shit.

That person is just like a Failbob

Failbob by Suicidal ShitLord May 11, 2018