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Tits that are so big and/or floppy that they make a fapping sound when they bounce. Usually this happens when they fuck laying down.
She has really nice faptits. I like when they flop around when she's running.
faptits by undefinedwerd October 5, 2012

Fagtitious 

When gay people do stupid stuff.
My Fagtitious friend sucks to much dick
Fagtitious by ROBERT!!MAX January 16, 2022

Fagtistic 

1. Fag and Fantastic

2. Doing something that is just so faggity but fantastic at the same time
"You.Are.The. Biggest. fucking fagtistic bitch in the world"
"Thanks bro, im the fucking greatest fag"

"Dude what the fuck, what you did was just plain out fagtistic"
"Soz mate, I know it was a bit weird but it was fucking great"
Fagtistic by Chicken123123321 July 2, 2016
Breasts that are only as large as they are because the girl is overweight.
John: Dude, that girl has huge tits, they've gotta be like...DDs.
Mike: No, dude their fatits, if she was skinny, they'd be Bs max.
fatits by aidaneric November 8, 2009

paypa faggits 

or 'paper faggots' are two gay people that engage in domestic partnership. Basically meaning you have a piece of paper that confirms you're a faggot.
Fags: We're newly weds!

Insensitive Straight Guy: Congratulations you two.. you're now paypa faggits.

Fags: *go home mopey, and fuck their own faces"
paypa faggits by Fart Noggin January 25, 2010

fag tits 

the stupid gay guy down the block that has extraordinary man boobs. hints the name fag tits
bro I've never seen furry with such fag tits
fag tits by peenyweenybabyfucker December 13, 2021
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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