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fagsturbate 

when a gay male jacks off to himself in the mirror
Why watch porn when I can just fagsturbate?
fagsturbate by Fill Donna Hubris April 29, 2016
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The snobbery and cockiness exhibited by some gay males; often though not exclusively coupled with a verbal tone of patronization and highly exxagerated disdain for his surroundings (people, things), as well as general "nastiness". The pretentious attitude expressed by the phrase, "I'm so fabulous, and you so aren't". Ironically exhibited by fags who aren't even fabulous. The gay super-ego.
His fagitude got on my nerves. No matter what he was saying, it sounded like: "I'm so fabulous and you aren't, and its soooo hard for fabulous me to live in this un-fabulous world".
fagitude by writingjulie September 22, 2008
Someone who is a faggot with attitude who resides on the 30th latitude.
Bita is a fagitude....
Fagitude by Mary Jane Jr. March 14, 2019
The extremity of one's gayness. A level of homosexuality.
When he enters the room, no one can stand the level of fagitude which follows him in.
Fagitude by Keith (Jesus) December 16, 2003

Fagstuition 

The intuition of a homosexual to: Rape young children, take advantage of confused teenagers, sense of a fasion uh-oh, and ability to restel down a 600 lb black man and work him.
Kawazaki you have fagstuition
Fagstuition by Shia September 30, 2004
What guys who call everyone else fag and think they're effing awsum have
Girl 1: Hey r u still friends with Tristan?

Girl 2: No, he's having major fagitude.
Fagitude by Aiely Auh-Mazing April 20, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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