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fagsturbate 

when a gay male jacks off to himself in the mirror
Why watch porn when I can just fagsturbate?
fagsturbate by Fill Donna Hubris April 29, 2016
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The snobbery and cockiness exhibited by some gay males; often though not exclusively coupled with a verbal tone of patronization and highly exxagerated disdain for his surroundings (people, things), as well as general "nastiness". The pretentious attitude expressed by the phrase, "I'm so fabulous, and you so aren't". Ironically exhibited by fags who aren't even fabulous. The gay super-ego.
His fagitude got on my nerves. No matter what he was saying, it sounded like: "I'm so fabulous and you aren't, and its soooo hard for fabulous me to live in this un-fabulous world".
fagitude by writingjulie September 22, 2008
Someone who is a faggot with attitude who resides on the 30th latitude.
Bita is a fagitude....
Fagitude by Mary Jane Jr. March 14, 2019
The extremity of one's gayness. A level of homosexuality.
When he enters the room, no one can stand the level of fagitude which follows him in.
Fagitude by Keith (Jesus) December 16, 2003

Fagstuition 

The intuition of a homosexual to: Rape young children, take advantage of confused teenagers, sense of a fasion uh-oh, and ability to restel down a 600 lb black man and work him.
Kawazaki you have fagstuition
Fagstuition by Shia September 30, 2004
What guys who call everyone else fag and think they're effing awsum have
Girl 1: Hey r u still friends with Tristan?

Girl 2: No, he's having major fagitude.
Fagitude by Aiely Auh-Mazing April 20, 2010
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Slop Grenade

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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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