a faggle fan is one who only likes sportin events when there blow outs or completley one sided for example when watching UFC fights there has to be a knockout for it to be a good fight.
I was at the baseball game last night and the guy next to me said the game sucked when it was 1-1 cause it wasnt 10-1, what a faggle fan!
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