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Five Finger Fangle Fop 

The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016

Fangle dangle 

Fangle dangle: Much like dinlge berrys, fangle dagles are a result of poor hygiene. Fangle dangles are dried up globs of seman caught on the hairs of the Muff region. These normally require a trim to remove or a complete shave.
Hey Cooma i knobbed this filthy slapper last night, she had a whole bunch of fangle dangles all up in that bitch.
Fangle dangle by BigWebstar May 21, 2010

Nut fangle 

Pre wank prep work where a bloke fondles his scrot before he continues to pleasure himself
Lauren: "Jonny, why do you feel your balls all the time?"
Jonny: "I'm just having a nut fangle before you go home baby cos I'm not getting any from you!"
Nut fangle by Pickersgill December 4, 2010
Comes form the two words fake and angle. When a girls display picture makes her look attractive but in real life she is dam ugly.
ME:Have u seen her pic she looks pretty good
Mate: No dude, trust me thats a fangle. She is Ugly
Fangle by The Ferret from Hayes November 28, 2006

Wang Fangle 

Dipping your johnson in any substance that will come off on impact, such as paint (if you're brave), chocolate, etc...and slapping someone in the face so that it leaves a print. Preferably the harder the substance to wash off, the better.
That bitch got mouthy in the sack last night so I Wang Fangled her.
Wang Fangle by Darklight February 26, 2004
Hey sexy, wanna fangle?;)
Fangle by fangleman August 20, 2013