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The most vanilla person you will ever meet as well as one of the worst passers in fifa history. When coach gives the team a passing drill he is often in the change rooms sucking off one of his team mates but then caught fucking his mum later that day. Sexually very confused and footballing IQ shockingly horrendous.
Commentator - "He just faggens the pass"
faggens by Yeahyamums October 18, 2020
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Dildo Faggins 

A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.
"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.
Dildo Faggins by Sodoman February 19, 2015
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froho faggins 

He is the nephew of the asshole dildo faggins. Like his uncle he is a homosexual manwhore.
Froho faggins is proud of his uncle dildo faggins

BILL BO FAGGINS 

BILL BO FAGGINS IS A PERSON WHO WALKS AROUND THINKING THEIR TOUGH THEY MAY RESEMBLE A FAT CARNIE WITH LITTLE SOCIAL SKILLS OR EDUCATION USUALLY THESE HEPATITIS FILLED FAGS WORK ON THE ROAD AND RARELY RETURN HOME TO THEIR DISFUNCTIONAL LIVES
I JUST MET THIS GUY I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID MAJOR RETARDATION I THINK HE WAS A QUEER WHAT A BILL BO FAGGINS
BILL BO FAGGINS by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 19, 2011

Dildo Faggins 

The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.

faggers finger 

The yellow nicotine stain on a smokers fingers
U wanna pack that filthy smoking habit up mate, ur lungs are fucked, and u have faggers finger
faggers finger by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

Dildo Faggins 

A gay person but with more emphasis
bruh that kid is such a dildo faggins
Dildo Faggins by autismo1 August 19, 2020
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