Fagenstien 

noun: A homosexual, typicly male, who purposely exibits traits of the opposite sex. Similar to a pre-op transvestite, but not nearly as convincing.

Holy shit dude! Did you see that thing? Total fagenstien.

Fagenstien by Fallen December 1, 2004

Fakenstein 

A Fakenstein is a woman who has had way too many enhancement surgery and has more silicone than real body parts. I.E. butt implants, hip implants, breast implants, lip injections, Teeth veneers, colored contacts or eye color surgery, calf implants and cheek filler.

She looks good from far away, but the closer you are to her the more you can see she's a total Fakenstein.

Fakenstein by KingMultiGenre June 10, 2021

fagelstein 

Derived from the word Fagel, meaning this person has no redeemable qualities at all, can be used as a substitute for the word Janitor.

"Shut up Brett, quit being such a Fagelstein"

fagelstein by Dunndadda August 30, 2015