Fegbert 

Typically, an obnoxious person with underlying hints of dorf. One who simultaneously exhibits the characteristics of loud, stupid, sweaty and dorfish behaviour. Origin: A word coined after a specific species of human in suburban Maryland. Popular in the 70's and 80's. Used sparingly elsewhere.

- Jumping out from behind a tree and grinning stupidly..
"Hey Donna!!! Henh..Henh.. My 4th-level enchanter could slay you with his wand of ice! Henh..Henh..

Donna - " Piss off you Fegbert, and never talk to me again"

Henh..Henh..(some spittle from mouth mixes with beads of sweat on chin forming obvious ooze-wad stalagtite)

Fegbert by Steve O'Leary September 16, 2008

Ferbert 

To blow a a fart noise with your mouth on someone's skin.

Things were getting too serious with my girlfriend so I ferberted her belly to make her laugh.

Ferbert by Ferlin September 22, 2012

fagbert 

Noun: a homosexual male who thinks he's the shit and likes to put his head on other's shoulder by sneaking to his victims.

"oh my god fobert (fagbert) where did you come from??"
"mumble im gay mumble"

fagbert by gonzorr February 2, 2006

Ferbert 

Nickname for a ferret.

What a cute little ferbert!

Ferbert by arukare August 30, 2017

fagbert 

A close follower of Aunt Jemima, wears head wraps and denies their ability to cook fantastic pancakes.

Fagbert, I would like 3 silver dollar pancakes.

Fagbert: What are you talking about?

*runs away rapidly*

fagbert by Sarah Hij April 24, 2008

Ferbert 

Drug addict

That Ferbert's stupid

Ferbert by Jtrac the III August 12, 2015

Ferbert 

Ferbert is someone who's sexsually attracted to Ferb from Phineas and Ferb

"Ferb is so sexy"
"Hey dude, stop being such a ferbert"

Ferbert by anonymous May 20, 2022