fagback 

Retarded ; nonsense ; weird ; stupid

"You told him you liked him? And you're going out with Brad? Dude that is so fagback!"

fagback by PBDC April 29, 2007

Fapback 

A flashback to a previous masturbatory session.

1) When my internet went out for a week, I had to rely entirely on fapbacks.
2) Some of my favorite fapbacks were made possible solely due to my high school crush.

Fapback by InternetRapGeniuses November 28, 2012

fagbanks 

the state of being of or like Michael Eubanks

Dude, you're being such a fagbanks.

fagbanks by alexander xeon June 8, 2013

fatback chopper 

Cleaving the buttocks in twain. Similar to a danza slap right along the buttcrack.

The bitch didn't like it in the ass so I had to teach her what's what with a Fatback Chopper.

fatback chopper by BUNNe's Sister, BUNNe, and an honorable mention to Wotan July 28, 2008

Fangbacker 

Asshole or mother fucker in better words. Or maybe gay.

"Dude, you're being a total fangbacker."

Fangbacker by DWooly November 23, 2011

fatback 

Late 60's, early 70's style funk rhythm guitar, often accomplished using a wah pedal and 9th chords. Listen to the theme of "Shaft."

That dude's layin down some bad-ass fatback.

fatback by Andy December 26, 2003

fatback 

A term of utmost hatred used to define someone with a weight problem; this term should not be used in reference to someone who could kick your ass, only in situations where the fatass is totally immobile or just a pussy.

Hateful Person: Put those Cheetos down you fucking fatback
Fatback: Dude, I'd hit you if I could get up off this bed.
Hateful Person: Yeah, you're fuckin-a right you grotesque fatback mother-fucker.

fatback by Raagers October 18, 2004