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a cross between a faggot and a doche bag. Somebody who is a true tool, asshole, dickweed, queer, and jerk-off. This person is the king or queen of every person who sucks at life.

Man, jack is such a fag-bag. he thinks that he is so cool, but nobody likes him, and hehas no friends.
fag-bag by Little Gords March 15, 2007
when an adult, buys a Happy Meal from you know where and it's for them.
Bryan bought 2 happy meals and that Fag-Bag ate both
look at that punk ass adult buying happy meals for himself, what a fucking Fag-Bag.
Fag-Bag by John Dugan June 30, 2021
Brought to you by that same West Coast "G" who brought you faggiot. definition is a big bag of fag.
Hey stop being such a fag-bag, Whats fag bag?, a big bag of fag.
Fag-bag by SANDMAN05! March 11, 2007
Also known as a 'fanny pack'.

A fag bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person's waist and is used for carrying small personal items. It came to be called a fag bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for sex, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an 'overnight bag', a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. The problem was that no self-respecting fag would ever have sex with someone who'd wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his ass, so the item eventually fell out of favour. It is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to Rolling Stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.

Not to be confused with the 'man purse', or 'murse' a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman's purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
In my fag bag I've got duct tape, latex gloves, date rape pills, handcuffs and a stick of gum. What's in yours?
fag bag by loveboat March 26, 2007
The bike-messenger style bag the goes over one shoulder and holds either a laptop or the collected works of Belle & Sebastian. Has been the preferred luggage of the common urban douchebag, and can be often seen paired with rectangular thick-rimmed nerd glasses. Wearing a fag bag is tantamount to wearing pink triangle i.e. a confession that one is a certified pussy.
Hey, find me a rock! Here comes an asswipe on a fixie with a fag bag!
fag bag by eddy slick November 12, 2008
A man purse. Generally used to carry around books, granola, workout gear, or anything that needs to be carried. Sometimes they are decorated with pins or patches. A Fag Bag can be a small backpack, a slingbag, or a tote.
"Ew! look at that hideous Fag Bag that Chris is sporting!"

"Fag Bags are SO hot right now."
Fag Bag by Hippie_Chick March 9, 2009
A object worn by a man that closely resembles a purse, and could be mistakenly associated with being a homosexual.
Guy 1: aye sport check out this cool Versace man bag.
Guy 2: * spits out drink* lol mate wtf are you wearing, a FAG BAG?
Fag Bag by DaddyLongDiq August 24, 2016
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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