loveboat's definitions
acid washed jeans
n. a type of casual pant made of denim put through a chemical process which strips most of the colour off, leaving marbled navy-blue streaks on a white background. Acid washed clothing was a must-have fashion accessory in the late 80s, when both jean pants and jackets were worn together for maximum effect.
Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
n. a type of casual pant made of denim put through a chemical process which strips most of the colour off, leaving marbled navy-blue streaks on a white background. Acid washed clothing was a must-have fashion accessory in the late 80s, when both jean pants and jackets were worn together for maximum effect.
Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
Woman in mid-forties named Sherry at a smash-up derby near Effingham, Illinois: (in voice thick with menthol cigarettes and bum wine) "Go Ricky! Smash that goddamned motherfuckin' Buick, baby! You're makin' mamma cream her acid washed jeans! Yeaaaahhh!"
Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
by loveboat December 24, 2008
Get the acid washed jeansmug. The other definitions here are incorrect.
n. Snow Nigger is a derogatory and racist term used by white supremacists and other social conservatives of America's deep south to describe any Canadian. The term attempts to relate racist attitudes about African Americans as 'lazy sponges on the social welfare system' to Canada's national values as a social democracy that funds free national healthcare, avoided the disatrous Iraq war, values a separation of Church and State, and often seeks collective solutions to complex problems in contrast to America's relentless individualism and recent cultural uptake of theocratic values.
n. Snow Nigger is a derogatory and racist term used by white supremacists and other social conservatives of America's deep south to describe any Canadian. The term attempts to relate racist attitudes about African Americans as 'lazy sponges on the social welfare system' to Canada's national values as a social democracy that funds free national healthcare, avoided the disatrous Iraq war, values a separation of Church and State, and often seeks collective solutions to complex problems in contrast to America's relentless individualism and recent cultural uptake of theocratic values.
Lurlene: I wanna go to that there Celine Dion concert!
Clem: Fuck that, you dumb bitch. I ain't goin' to spend the money I earned wrastlin' pigs on some skinny singin' snow nigger. Now get back in that kitchen and make me some fried hogs' nuts!
Lurlene: Bite me where I bleed, you cheap-ass retard. You only hate blacks and Canadians because you're angry that your cock is so small.
Fox News Channel pundit: Canada won't join our glorious invasion of Iraq!
Evangelical Christian guest: We never could trust them faggy snow niggers!
Fox News Channel pundit: Now that the cameras are off, why don't you get down on your knees like a good boy and suck my dick? <snorts a fat line of cocaine off the edge of his desk>
Evangelical Christian guest: Alright, but you first. <unzips his pants and pulls out a cock the size of a small worm>
Clem: Fuck that, you dumb bitch. I ain't goin' to spend the money I earned wrastlin' pigs on some skinny singin' snow nigger. Now get back in that kitchen and make me some fried hogs' nuts!
Lurlene: Bite me where I bleed, you cheap-ass retard. You only hate blacks and Canadians because you're angry that your cock is so small.
Fox News Channel pundit: Canada won't join our glorious invasion of Iraq!
Evangelical Christian guest: We never could trust them faggy snow niggers!
Fox News Channel pundit: Now that the cameras are off, why don't you get down on your knees like a good boy and suck my dick? <snorts a fat line of cocaine off the edge of his desk>
Evangelical Christian guest: Alright, but you first. <unzips his pants and pulls out a cock the size of a small worm>
by loveboat March 30, 2007
Get the snow niggermug. A university located in London, Ontario, Canada. The University of Western Ontario, commonly known as either Western or UWO, was founded in 1878 and is thus one of the oldest universities in Canada.
Western's student body is famous in Canada for being made up of a bunch of spoiled rich kids who have particularly poor academic abilities, though the university seems to labour under the delusion that it is somehow "Ivy League".
The typical Western student is a fabulously dumb blond boy or girl who says 'like' at least three times per sentence, and hangs out at one of the lame-ass bars on Richmond Street (especially The Ceeps or Jim Bob Ray's) every night getting wasted and breaking into fistfights over scarce cabs once the bars close. They also refuse to wear coats even when the weather is minus 40 degrees, because a coat would cover up their stuffed booby cleavage or obscure their tiny little gym pecs.
Western's student body is famous in Canada for being made up of a bunch of spoiled rich kids who have particularly poor academic abilities, though the university seems to labour under the delusion that it is somehow "Ivy League".
The typical Western student is a fabulously dumb blond boy or girl who says 'like' at least three times per sentence, and hangs out at one of the lame-ass bars on Richmond Street (especially The Ceeps or Jim Bob Ray's) every night getting wasted and breaking into fistfights over scarce cabs once the bars close. They also refuse to wear coats even when the weather is minus 40 degrees, because a coat would cover up their stuffed booby cleavage or obscure their tiny little gym pecs.
Jenn: I couldn't, like, get into the University of Toronto, so, like, I guess I'll go to Western. Yaaaaay!!!!
Bryce the frat boy: Hey bro, I go to The University of Western Ontario because it's the only school in Canada where the girls are dumb enough to have sex with me.
Bryce the frat boy: Hey bro, I go to The University of Western Ontario because it's the only school in Canada where the girls are dumb enough to have sex with me.
by loveboat April 1, 2007
Get the university of western ontariomug. Also known as a 'fanny pack'.
A fag bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person's waist and is used for carrying small personal items. It came to be called a fag bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for sex, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an 'overnight bag', a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. The problem was that no self-respecting fag would ever have sex with someone who'd wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his ass, so the item eventually fell out of favour. It is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to Rolling Stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.
Not to be confused with the 'man purse', or 'murse' a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman's purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
A fag bag is a zippered pouch that is worn strapped around a person's waist and is used for carrying small personal items. It came to be called a fag bag because the uglier, fatter and nerdier members of the gay community, hoping to be picked up for sex, would strap them on and wear them to gay pride parades and other big events as an 'overnight bag', a method of carrying around a toothbrush, hair products, condoms and poppers for eventual use. The problem was that no self-respecting fag would ever have sex with someone who'd wear an ugly, shapeless sack over his ass, so the item eventually fell out of favour. It is now worn only by aging rocker chicks to Rolling Stones concerts as a hands-free method of carrying weed, rolling papers and sanitary napkins.
Not to be confused with the 'man purse', or 'murse' a usually plain-leather, larger version of a woman's purse intended to be carried by a strap over the shoulder of a man.
In my fag bag I've got duct tape, latex gloves, date rape pills, handcuffs and a stick of gum. What's in yours?
by loveboat March 26, 2007
Get the fag bagmug. n. a type of casual pant made of denim put through a chemical process which strips most of the colour off, leaving marbled navy-blue streaks on a white background. Acid washed clothing was a must-have fashion accessory in the late 80s, when both jean pants and jackets were worn together for maximum effect.
Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
Acid washed jeans quickly went out of style in the early 90s, but that didn't stop tacky people in Sarnia Ontario and a few other cultural backwaters around North America from wearing them well into the new millenium. Tight acid washed jeans with elastic waists and zip-up ankles can still be seen worn with big ff hair, spike high-heels and shock-makeup at monster truck rallies, dirt-bike races, mega-church flea markets and malls in certain parts of Florida, Southwestern Ontario, Upstate New York, Mexico and most of Alberta.
Woman in mid-forties named Sherry at a smash-up derby near Effingham, Illinois: (in voice thick with menthol cigarettes and bum wine) "Go Ricky! Smash that goddamned motherfuckin' Buick, baby! You're makin' mamma cream her acid washed jeans! Yeaaaahhh!"
Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
Guy named Bobo on a native reserve in Northern Manitoba: Jeez, it's me lucky day! Some-un threw away a perfectly good acid-washed jean jacket! Mine, now, eeee! I'll wear this fucker moose huntin' and all the guys'll be right jealous!
by loveboat December 15, 2008
Get the acid washed jeansmug. n.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.
2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation.
3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.
4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen-pregnancy capital of Canada.
1. a small city in Southwestern Ontario on the U.S./Canada border, located across the St. Clair River from Port Huron, Michigan.
2. smells like burning ape feces, cancer and desperation.
3. inhabited by Chemical Valley Girls, a race of super-mutants who wear acid washed jeans and comb the dark night for lost babies and feral cats to feast on.
4. bingo, menthol cigarette, chlamydia and teen-pregnancy capital of Canada.
by loveboat December 15, 2008
Get the sarniamug. This is the only definition of ff that matters for the purposes to this dictionary:
adj.
1. freshly fucked, as in a way of describing a big, ratty, messed-up hair-do that looks as if its wearer just got plowed something fierce in the back seat of a Chrysler LeBaron. Especially popular in the 80s and early 90s, the ff look is making a bit of a comeback today. Technically, one can be a virgin and still sport the ff look.
2. short for 'the ff look', or 'the freshly-fucked look'.
adj.
1. freshly fucked, as in a way of describing a big, ratty, messed-up hair-do that looks as if its wearer just got plowed something fierce in the back seat of a Chrysler LeBaron. Especially popular in the 80s and early 90s, the ff look is making a bit of a comeback today. Technically, one can be a virgin and still sport the ff look.
2. short for 'the ff look', or 'the freshly-fucked look'.
by loveboat December 15, 2008
Get the ffmug.