fafention 

Attention but Yassified

Omg none of you are paying fafention!

fafention by Yassificationary June 13, 2022

Fapentine's Day 

Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping

Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.

Fapentine's Day by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011

Fakeation 

A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.

"That guy was so far behind in his work he had to declare a fakeation to try and catch back up."

Fakeation by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008

fakeationship 

A fake realtionship

Person 1: They don't even like each other, but they're still going out.

Person 2: It's another fakeationship.

fakeationship by Snowbunny89 January 19, 2009

e-ffectionate 

Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. BUT, all done over email, IM, text messages, and phone!

Dude, she and I screwed off all day on email. My boss would be pissed but it was so e-ffectionate!

e-ffectionate by Jacks_inbox June 21, 2005

fention

abrv. Fail to Mention

Did I fention that you're an arsehole?

fention by Jay Sherman III August 13, 2009

Fattention seeking 

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

Fattention seeking by cuz x3 November 10, 2011