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Fapentine's Day
Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping
Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
Fapentine's Day by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011
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Fakeation
A fakeation is a fake vacation, where you turn on your email autoresponder and change your outgoing voicemail message to show that you're out of the office. Really, though, you're in the office, catching up on work.
Fakeation by Alex Clemens October 8, 2008
fakeationship
Person 1: They don't even like each other, but they're still going out.
Person 2: It's another fakeationship.
Person 2: It's another fakeationship.
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e-ffectionate
Having or showing fond feelings or affection; loving and tender. BUT, all done over email, IM, text messages, and phone!
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fention
fention by Jay Sherman III August 13, 2009
Fattention seeking
'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?
Girl 1: " FFS!"
Girl 2: "you alright hun?"
Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"
Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"
Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"
Girl 3: "inbox me!!"
Girl 1: "it's alright now"
Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"
Girl 2: "you alright hun?"
Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"
Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"
Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"
Girl 3: "inbox me!!"
Girl 1: "it's alright now"
Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"
Fattention seeking by cuz x3 November 10, 2011
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