fadoink

bitch slapping someone in the face with your cock. often happens when a blowjob goes wrong

i was getting coaster head on ghostrider, but right before the fall, i popped out of her mouth and fadoinked her right in the eye. HEADSHOT!

fadoink by The Fadoinkinator November 11, 2004

fadoink

when you slap a bitch across the face with your dick

That bitch took too long to suck it, so I fadoinked her

fadoink by Allie December 29, 2003

Fadinkle

A happier and funnier version of the word penis.

The clown gently dropped his trouses, revealing an extraordinary fadinkle.

Fadinkle by FatherJosh October 22, 2006

fadonk 

To launch a high velocity male genitalia upon the cheek of the opposite sex.

I am about to fadonk that ho and brand her with my mark.

fadonk by Anonymous October 25, 2003

fadonk 

to bitch slap some1 with ur dong

bree got fadonked by the enormous dick and thats why shes blind now

fadonk by Anonymous October 20, 2003

fajoink 

n., v., adj., or adv.

Often used in place of "fuck". Though it does sound quite dirty, is considered more polite--only because the word is unheard of outside Billings, Montana.

May also be used in place of "joking", or "kidding".

Are you going to fajoink James?

Are you fajoinking me?

fajoink by Teresasaurus Rex April 19, 2008

fadonk 

when one takes his flacid cack and smackes it across the face of another... possibly leaving an indentation or some sort.

Jerome whipped his monsterous cack out of his "sean john" trousers and graciously fadonk'd oprah after learning that she had cheated on him with his own father.

fadonk by Skittles March 23, 2004