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fujoinklejink

a word describing a mishap or a mistake.

It could also describe Masturbation.
(man 1 spilt banana milk over himself)
man 1: I just spilt banana milk over myself. what a fujoinklejink!

another example:
man 1: so hey man, what is your proudest fujoinklejink?
man 2: I once fujoinklejinked to a trap!
fujoinklejink by JynxyWynxy August 26, 2019
Related Words
A word used to describe a mistake or a fuck-up.

Mayder says that it can be used in any context or part of speech.
Rosie "Mayder" O'Donnell.
"you didn't get the discount on that car?"
"no, I fajinked it"
fajink by Mayder737 March 15, 2023
bitch slapping someone in the face with your cock. often happens when a blowjob goes wrong
i was getting coaster head on ghostrider, but right before the fall, i popped out of her mouth and fadoinked her right in the eye. HEADSHOT!
fadoink by The Fadoinkinator November 11, 2004
when you slap a bitch across the face with your dick
That bitch took too long to suck it, so I fadoinked her
fadoink by Allie December 29, 2003
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026