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Spittin facts all the time, or confirming what people are saying to be facts
Bro your factsing right now
The ocean is made of water, ‘yeah facts’
factsing by anonymous June 20, 2021
Words you can keep
Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".
"Joe that was really good facting!".
facting by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010
Truth from a certain point of view.

Using only a portion of the information available to support a factual statement, when the remainder of the information would not support the same statement.
The newspaper was known to use facting tactics in its articles.
Many memes are guilty of facting.
Facting by WorthW8 January 23, 2017

Factsination 

Factsination is the process by which a person become "immune" to facts and science. As children, we all received vaccines to protect us from various viruses and bacteria. We became immune to these bugs.

In some groups, factsination is very common and reaches an incidence upwards of 50%.

It is felt to be a protective mechanism to shield these individuals from facts that might agitate or confuse them.
He lived in the south, where factsination has become very widespread.

He was so factsinated, he believed Dino and Fred really lived at the same time!

They took all their children to be factsinated. When asked "why", the parents responded, 100% factsination is our goal to keep our children safe.
Factsination by Buzz Morte May 28, 2013
creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.
the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.
Facting by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012
Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.
You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.
facting by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015
The opposite of fasting. Fasting happens usually because of religious matters, but fatsing can occur whenever you want it to. By the way, fasting is not eating or eating very little for a purpose.
We are going to need to work on fatsing him, he's 16 pounds under his weight group.
Fatsing by Matsononfatso January 6, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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