factsing

Spittin facts all the time, or confirming what people are saying to be facts

Bro your factsing right now
The ocean is made of water, ‘yeah facts’

factsing by anonymous June 20, 2021

facting 

Being fat, angry and acting.
Coined by Zach Galifianakis on the DVD "Live at the Purble Onion".

"Joe that was really good facting!".

facting by PhilipSkovgaard February 25, 2010

Facting 

Truth from a certain point of view.

Using only a portion of the information available to support a factual statement, when the remainder of the information would not support the same statement.

The newspaper was known to use facting tactics in its articles.
Many memes are guilty of facting.

Facting by WorthW8 January 23, 2017

Factsination 

Factsination is the process by which a person become "immune" to facts and science. As children, we all received vaccines to protect us from various viruses and bacteria. We became immune to these bugs.

In some groups, factsination is very common and reaches an incidence upwards of 50%.

It is felt to be a protective mechanism to shield these individuals from facts that might agitate or confuse them.

He lived in the south, where factsination has become very widespread.

He was so factsinated, he believed Dino and Fred really lived at the same time!

They took all their children to be factsinated. When asked "why", the parents responded, 100% factsination is our goal to keep our children safe.

Factsination by Buzz Morte May 28, 2013

Facting 

creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.

the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.

Facting by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012

facting 

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

facting by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

Fatsing 

The opposite of fasting. Fasting happens usually because of religious matters, but fatsing can occur whenever you want it to. By the way, fasting is not eating or eating very little for a purpose.

We are going to need to work on fatsing him, he's 16 pounds under his weight group.

Fatsing by Matsononfatso January 6, 2019