facexit

Also facexit, faceit, facebook-exit. Social network trend inspired by people who don’t have shit to do with facebook anymore, and they decided unanimously to leave facebook for good.

I just shot the mf facebook down.
- I quit last month, good luck with your facexit!

by itsplatabroh January 13, 2019

facesitting goddess

woman who's favorite past time is to smother unknowing men with her luscious ass

I knew from the moment I met her she was a facesitting goddess

by anon14 December 20, 2006

faceit

A daily dose of rage with a few sprinkles of toxicity on top.

Player1: Wanna play some chill matchmaking m8?
Player2: Naah, I'll rather go for a round of faceit.

by Niggabyte July 24, 2019

facebitch

A special friend acquired predominetly through Facebook

"Ian, how's your facebitch doing? Have you even had a conversation with her that wasn't through Facebook?"

by IanYouKnowItsTrue January 11, 2008

facesit

Or "facesitting". When the person (usually a female on a male, or female on a female), sits on her sex partners face. The person being sat on will either have their nose in their partner's pussy or their nose in their asshole, or their mouth in their partner's pussy or asshole.

She performed a facesit on him because he requested to smell her asshole.

by Theo Huxtable May 8, 2004

facebitching

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.

"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."

by tshu4 August 6, 2009

facesit

Act of one person, usually a female, sitting on another person's face to sexually stimulate that person. Can include cunnilingus, breath control. See femdom.

That old bugger has a facesitting fetish.

by Anonymous January 19, 2004