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When you go in for a cropdust or drive-by and let loose a little bit of shit right on their face.

Dude I went in to cropdust Pete and facepainted the poor bastard.

Facepaint by Aanonnnnn June 24, 2017

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mexican facepaint

you take a dump on a girls chest and use your weiner as a paintbrush and the poop as paint and paint the girls face

I totally gave some girl some mexican facepaint

mexican facepaint by j-manbingo May 24, 2008

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Dna facepaint

When a man splatters his baby juice on someone's face.

Oh God, yes!!!! 'whack whack whack' splat!!!! Ow, my eye!!! Dna facepaint.

Dna facepaint by ShattaA October 13, 2017

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Dodgy facepaint

When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face

That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint

Dodgy facepaint by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021

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Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.

She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.

Norwegian facepaint by Facepant March 23, 2024

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Pizza Faceplant

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

Pizza Faceplant by WBS3 March 7, 2008

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facebait

Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.

A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."

facebait by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011