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faceburger 

When a person places their face between another person's two "buns."
Hey, Scott, did you hear that Alana gave Austin a faceburger?
faceburger by coloradoman4444 January 11, 2011
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Sour-Faceburger 

Ass to mouth followed by blowing your load on her face, then sitting on her face and busting ass. The leftover combination of man goo and fart is commonly referred to as love gravy.
The bitch got lippy so I had give a sour-faceburger
Sour-Faceburger by Sauerkrat July 8, 2010

Fuckburger 

Mark Zuckerburg, owner and CEO of Facebook.
facebook asshole cunt Mark Zuckerburg facebook jail
I can't believe Fuckburger won't fix the way things are looked at on Facebook!
Fuckburger by Mattshizzle74 August 6, 2018

facehugger 

The "facehugger" is a creature that as created by the artist H.R. Giger in the "Alien" movies. Facehuggers typically lie dormant in eggs until they sense the movement of a possible host, at which point they hatch. They attack by attaching themselves to a host's face and implanting them with an alien parasite, using a tube which is inserted into the host's mouth. This process varies in length from about 15 minutes to a few hours. After they have implanted the embryo, they detach from their host and die. The alien embryo then grows inside the host's ribcage and bursts out of them after a period of a few days, although this timeframe may vary.
All you have to know is if you see one of these things, run for the hills.
facehugger by crazyrabbits May 14, 2005

Fuckburgered 

Wrongly having your profile deleted by Facebook, usually due to Aglorithms rather than actual data.
I got Fuckburgered for no reason and now my Facebook profile is gone.
Fuckburgered by Mattshizzle74 June 7, 2019

Facebutter

When a girl has a attractive face but a un-attractive body.Friends often pass these women off as "having a pretty face"
H:wow, look at that girl she's hot
R: Ya, to bad shes facebutter

Facebutter by meteorologist H January 20, 2009

FaceBurned 

To be punitively removed from another’s Facebook friend list.

Often accompanied by a sense of anger and rejection.
I got into an argument with {person} so he / she deleted me from their Facebook, I got Faceburned.
FaceBurned by M. Swiger November 30, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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