facebook depressed 

Someone who writes depressed quotes, sayings or lyrics, and is perfectly happy in real life.

Ann Daivd On Facebook: Is alone in this world...

The Next Day At School

Ann David IRL: Hi guys! I'm the happiest person in the world!

Friends: Dude, she is totally facebook depressed.

facebook depressed by ThatKoolGuy April 19, 2009

Facebook depressed 

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.

Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!

Facebook depressed by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.

Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011

Facebook Depression 

That depressed feeling one gets when he sees how great other people's lives are on Facebook compared to his. FD is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises.

Shakira McMagnificent's status: Best partyyyy everrrr! Hanging out with my bestiesss all night long then with the boyy tomorrow!!!

Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH

Facebook Depression by BigCharles12 April 13, 2011

Facebook depression 

the depressed mental outlook on the world in general caused by reading and participating in the false reality created by Facebook and its contributors.

I invited Karen to join us for the movie but she is so wrapped up in her Facebook depression after reading recent comments from her friends that she's barely talking to anyone.

Facebook depression by dp916 April 18, 2011

Facebook depression Syndrome (FBDS) 

When you're on Facebook and see your friends looking like they're living amazing lives while you're feeling like you're just barely making it and you become sadder and sadder with each update you see.

Person 1- Dude! every time I'm on Facebook everyone seems to be having these awesome ventures while I'm here sitting around! I feel like ****!

Person 2- Looks like you've got a serious case of Facebook Depression Syndrome (FBDS) going there, bruh.

Facebook depression Syndrome (FBDS) by TheDavid02 November 21, 2011