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face_plain 

A emoticon used for a variety of reasons, but generally used to point out the stupidity of a person's post. Spammed face_plains and giant face_plains can be used for increased effect. Frequently found in the vestibule.
vesti noob: Pics of boobies inside!!!!

*board topic contains pictures of shirtless men*

...MANboobies. hahahaha. LMAOwned.

Vestibulian: face_plain Please die.
face_plain by A big cow October 2, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch

face_plain 

Showing absolutely no interest whatsoever; usually used following an idiotic or nonsensical statement.
"OMGZ0RS I just liek totally masturbated and now my hands are sticky!"
"face_plain"
face_plain by Iliketofu August 22, 2004

face_plain 

an emoticon for disgust. usually done in reply to asshats or n00bs.

also known as :|
So what does buttseckz mean vestibulians?
STFU n00b! face_plain
face_plain by L. F. Grant February 1, 2005

face_plain 

What the f***; you retard; you dumbass; you fool.
"OMG I want to have teh buttsecks with Tal's munkey111!!1!!"

face_plain
face_plain by sdkfmxoe November 24, 2003

Pain Face 

A face that is made while getting a tattoo or body piercing, usually made in jest, but some are legit.

1. It didn't really hurt when I got my tattoo, I just made some pain faces for the camera.

2. It hurt like a bitch when I got my tongue pierced, I couldn't help but make the pain face.
Pain Face by demonic_angel March 28, 2009

Pizza Faceplant 

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb
noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!
Pizza Faceplant by WBS3 March 7, 2008

Carolina Faceplant 

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.
I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!
Carolina Faceplant by bojzzle June 12, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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