face-ofish

adj. (Face-o-fish): A stage in a relationship where one is officially "In A Relationship" on Facebook, as desplayed on one's profile.

Jake: "Dude, my relationship with Mel getting pretty serious."

Zack: "Well is it face-ofish yet?"

Jake: "Well, she's a bit afriad of commitment, so right now we're just listed as 'It's Complicated' with one another."

face-ofish by Nlubes July 12, 2009

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Facefishing

An open-ended, brief Facebook status post, often 1-2 words -- such as "hmmm" or "is" -- that is merely bait, intended to solicit quick bites or responses from your audience pool.

FaceFishing post: Hmmmmm...

Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.

Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."

Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...

Facefishing by Thor Kaizen July 28, 2009

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facefish

To be selfish on Facebook. You only post your own status updates and except everyone to read and comment on your posts, but you don't check any of your friends pages to see what's going on in their lives.

Daniel is so facefish! He expects me to look at 300 pictures of his cats, but couldn't even wish me a happy birthday.

facefish by Wrigley's Momma March 31, 2011

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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