face-ofish

adj. (Face-o-fish): A stage in a relationship where one is officially "In A Relationship" on Facebook, as desplayed on one's profile.

Jake: "Dude, my relationship with Mel getting pretty serious."

Zack: "Well is it face-ofish yet?"

Jake: "Well, she's a bit afriad of commitment, so right now we're just listed as 'It's Complicated' with one another."

face-ofish by Nlubes July 12, 2009

Facefishing 

An open-ended, brief Facebook status post, often 1-2 words -- such as "hmmm" or "is" -- that is merely bait, intended to solicit quick bites or responses from your audience pool.

FaceFishing post: Hmmmmm...

Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.

Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."

Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...

Facefishing by Thor Kaizen July 28, 2009

facefish 

To be selfish on Facebook. You only post your own status updates and except everyone to read and comment on your posts, but you don't check any of your friends pages to see what's going on in their lives.

Daniel is so facefish! He expects me to look at 300 pictures of his cats, but couldn't even wish me a happy birthday.

facefish by Wrigley's Momma March 31, 2011