face pet 

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet

Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.

face pet by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012

face pet 

to stroke someones face in order to cool their fears and soothe their mood

As Clyde faded out of consciousness in the arms of Mary we all knew that the face pet she was applying would have no effect in this dire situation.

face pet by provider44 January 17, 2010

Face Pet

A beard or moustache on a man.

Terry sat in the pub, thoughtfully stroking his wispy face pet.

Face Pet by dewexdewex February 21, 2026

Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet

When you put a XTC-pill or another pill containing the substance “MDMA” in someones mouth without him wanting this.

Hey ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet.

Nooooo man die guy is al fucktop genoeg en heb geen zin in gezeik met wouten

Ah baf man gaffi gaffi North Face pet by 420xxxAchmedxxx360 July 16, 2019

Peter with a Beaver Face 

Peter with a Beaver Face is usually somebody that isn't very good looking and often look like Donkey from Shrek. Peter with a Beaver Face are most likely to take part in fake gangs usually Crips or Hells Angels. Peter with a Beaver Face are often spastic and rude but sometimes they also steal, do not attempt to give them any type of drug it usually doesn't end well, often results with them trying to attack you the next day from withdrawal. Overall Peter with a Beaver Face Isn't a good guy to be around at all.

Person 1 Hey it's that Peter with a Beaver Face stay away from him he might try to suck your dick for bag darts!

Person 2 Yeah fuck that kid, he better keep his distance from me or I'll beat in his ugly Peter with a Beaver Face

Peter with a Beaver Face by Peter with a Beaver Face May 24, 2019

The one where peter farts into mega face 

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The one where peter farts into mega face by MaxZigZagz November 3, 2020

The one where peter farts into mega face 

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face

The one where peter farts into mega face by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020