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f uck tart 

Why are you always such a f uck tart?
f uck tart by Mr. Tyler F January 13, 2008
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fuck tart supreme 

When someone is just beyond a fucking idiot, they are a fuck tart supreme. Fuck, for how fucking retarded you are. Tart is just there. And supreme, for how supremely stupid you are.
Wow.... that is the dumbest thing you've ever said in your life. Good job fuck tart supreme.

Fuck Tart 

The solid state of vaginal excretions that are expelled during a queef.

A vaginal Shart.
I asked for a toaster strudel and she gave me a fuck tart.
Fuck Tart by BigBend December 19, 2009

fuck-tart 

its like a jackass and a mother-fucker and joey wright
joey u goddamn fuck-tart! WHAT THE HELL DON'T TOUH ME THERE!GODDAMN UR A FUCK-TART!DAMN MAN!
fuck-tart by Billiam mcCosby September 25, 2004

fuck tart 

used when someone acts as, or is being a "fuck tart" or "fucktart" not to be mistaken for a toaster pastry.
fuck tart by Monkey Man April 7, 2003

fuck tart 

some one or thing that is more then retarted it or the person is fucking retarted.
you are a team killing fuck tart
fuck tart by ninjaspartan October 26, 2010

Apricot Fuck-Tart

A widely used name for Donald Trump (The current president of the USA)
Oh have you heard what apricot fuck-tart has done now
Apricot Fuck-Tart by callum5124 February 22, 2017
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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