The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Smart, funny, attractive in a way. Never underestimate him. Wants attention all the time but deserves it. Christian. Is always full of surprises. Talented and will become a star one day. Will find his first and only love. Model material
The swaggiest dude with the coolest personality. His sense of humor is top tier and he could make anyone laugh. He’s sweet on the inside and out, has the best smile and the prettiest eyes, his laugh is the purest and most contagious ever and he is truly one of a kind and deserves the world. And he also has a dump truck the size of Australia!!
Ezekiel. Someone who was raised to be a gentleman but never quite is one. He has so many talents but throws them away. If he tried he would be able to make something magnificent for everyone to hear or see. He’s an amazing friend who’ll make sure you okay before him. He’ll never hurtyoy so long as you respect him and his close friends.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.