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Ezekial is a name given to a child that is obviously not of a Godly nature, so their parents spell their name differently, but like a holy figure, to hide their child's true evil identity.
Ezekials have silver tongues. They can persuade any person to do almost anything. They can only show kindness and loving to someone who is going to benefit them in some worldly way. Can be the life of the party, but ultimately have personal motivations for their kindness. Basically all " Ezekial's " are delusional sluts, sociopaths, or psychopaths.
Kiernan: Dude, your name is spelled wrong.

Ezekial: No it's not, my Mom just didn't want people to know she was knocked up by Satan.
by yomammafoo' November 12, 2010
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