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w/ez
The abbrev of "whatevz," which of course is the abbrev for "whatever," generally used when referring to a conversation item that can no longer be reflected upon.
Dude: "Did you hear George Lucas is making every Star Wars movie 3D? What more could he possibly do to ruin my childhood??"
Dudette: "w/ez you always talk about this I TOLD YOU I DON'T CARE"
Gmail Bro: "You tryin to hit up some Wendys?"
Gmail Bro #2: "w/ez"
Dudette: "w/ez you always talk about this I TOLD YOU I DON'T CARE"
Gmail Bro: "You tryin to hit up some Wendys?"
Gmail Bro #2: "w/ez"
w/ez by mynameisweeple April 22, 2011
Ez'weyi
A South African term used to describe a girl who has untrustworthy character and is somewhat of a slag.
This girl will use the shit out of you and not even flinch.
This girl will use the shit out of you and not even flinch.
gg wp ez
abcdfghijklmnopqrstuvwxy oh wait I forgot ez
The insult is a very heavy insult that could make your enemy shake in fear and get down on his/her knees.
This word pattern is commonly used when you save a goal in football and the opponent breaks down crying.
The English lexicon is implied in this extreme mental abuse method by not including the letters E and Z and then remembering these letters after reciting the rest of the letters in alphabetical order stating "OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZZZZ" (ez being slang that gamers commonly use as a way to say easy).
This word pattern is commonly used when you save a goal in football and the opponent breaks down crying.
The English lexicon is implied in this extreme mental abuse method by not including the letters E and Z and then remembering these letters after reciting the rest of the letters in alphabetical order stating "OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZZZZ" (ez being slang that gamers commonly use as a way to say easy).
Let's suppose little Timmy kicked a ball toward Keene in the goalie position and Keene saves the ball from going in
*Keene saves the ball and walks up to Timmy already on the floor crying*
Keene says "ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZ"
*Timmy breaks down*
TImmy says "why you hurt my feelings bro, next time I score ten goals!"
*Keene saves the ball and walks up to Timmy already on the floor crying*
Keene says "ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZ"
*Timmy breaks down*
TImmy says "why you hurt my feelings bro, next time I score ten goals!"
abcdfghijklmnopqrstuvwxy oh wait I forgot ez by tuiwbeiwuq March 30, 2023
w h e e z e
To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.
(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*
(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*
(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E
w h e e z e by MrChickinMan March 5, 2021
e-z wider
a brand of rolling papers, most commonly associated with use in marijuana joints rather than hand-rolled cigarettes
e-z wider by flyinbrownie June 1, 2006
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