The abbrev of "whatevz," which of course is the abbrev for "whatever," generally used when referring to a conversationitem that can no longer be reflected upon.
Dude: "Did you hear George Lucas is making every Star Wars movie 3D? What more could he possibly do to ruin my childhood??"
Dudette: "w/ez you always talk about this I TOLD YOU I DON'T CARE"
Gmail Bro: "You tryin to hit up some Wendys?"
Gmail Bro #2: "w/ez"
A South African term used to describe a girl who has untrustworthy character and is somewhat of a slag.
This girl will use the shit out of you and not even flinch.
Random guy 1: "Bro, I just blew all my grocery money for this month buying this girl and her friends drinks at the club and she just left in another man's car. :( I'm still at the club and I don't even have cab fare to get home."
Random guy 2: "Hahahahahahahahahaha! I told you not to trust ez'weyi."
The insult is a very heavy insult that could make your enemy shake in fear and get down on his/her knees.
This word pattern is commonly used when you save a goal in football and the opponent breaks down crying.
The English lexicon is implied in this extreme mental abuse method by not including the letters E and Z and then remembering these letters after reciting the rest of the letters in alphabetical order stating "OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZZZZ" (ez being slang that gamers commonly use as a way to say easy).
Let's suppose little Timmy kicked a ball toward Keene in the goalie position and Keene saves the ball from going in
*Keene saves the ball and walks up to Timmy already on the floor crying*
Keene says "ABCDFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY OH WAIT I FORGOT EZZZZZZZZZ"
*Timmy breaks down*
TImmy says "why you hurt my feelings bro, next time I score ten goals!"
To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.
(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*
(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E