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One Eye Up 

Keeping an eye open. Watching out. Being aware.
And "trust" is a word you seldom hear from us
Hustlers we don't sleep we rest one eye up

-Jay Z, "December 4th"

one eye up the chimney 

A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.

Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.
When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the

TV and the other eye is up the chimney.

Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.

eye throw-up 

the antonym to eye candy. something unpleasing or offensive to the eye.
That guy is total eye throw-up
eye throw-up by aimalive February 20, 2009
The look recieved when your partner is performing a blow job, and you gaze in her eyes while receiving it.
She can suck a dick it tell ya, and looks cute giving me that up-eye.
Up-eye by big brains April 12, 2021

Go pound sand up the eye of your cock 

Extended, modified version of the traditional expression "go pound sand", use this version when you really want that special someone to fuck off.
Dave: Dude, you owe my 5$!

Kyle: Dave, I don't have your money, go pound sand up the eye of your cock.

tell your eye to wake the fuck up 

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed
Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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