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Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin
A breakfast muffin made with prunes and coffee grounds baked in, for lots and lots of extra fiber and caffeine. Guaranteed to wake you up, give you plenty of extra morning energy - and go through your entire digestive tract like a Vesuvius of wire brushes!
My wife and I had an argument, so she served me a Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin with my breakfast; and, by the time I got to work, I almost had to stick my thumb up in my butthole, to keep from crapping all over myself as I ran to the nearest restroom!
Roto-Router Red-Eye Morning Wakeup Muffin by Kenneth Zevo July 10, 2022
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Eyemuffs
The act a young child or sensitive person does when something potentially crude or inappropriate is about to be shown. The specific action is simply covering the eyes to shield the lewdness.
Dude: Yo, check out these monkey brains between my legs?
Dude's unsuspecting girlfriend: What?
Dude's Friend: You might want to Eyemuff it.
Dude's Unsuspecting GF: Eyemuffs?
Ewww gross... Though they do really look like a monkey's brain.
Dude's unsuspecting girlfriend: What?
Dude's Friend: You might want to Eyemuff it.
Dude's Unsuspecting GF: Eyemuffs?
Ewww gross... Though they do really look like a monkey's brain.
Eyemuffs by Enlicensed One May 7, 2009