eye glasses
When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses
eye glasses by Mikev646 March 24, 2017
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Cat's eye glasses
Often worn by cranky librarians and people with no sense of style.
Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.
Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.
Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.
Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.
James: "Haha, look at that fat kid's new glasses!'
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"
Cat's eye glasses by prms April 1, 2009
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This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.
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