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Cat's eye glasses 

Often worn by cranky librarians and people with no sense of style.



Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.

Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.
James: "Haha, look at that fat kid's new glasses!'
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"
Cat's eye glasses by prms April 1, 2009

Philadelphia Eyeglasses 

When a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then ejaculates on her forehead and spreads his semen around her eyes in rings with the tip of his penis.
This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.

eyeglasses 

A slang term for "viewpoint" or "perspective", analogous to the Indonesian slang term "kacamata", used to describe how someone sees or interprets a situation.
When it comes to debating politics, everyone has their own eyeglasses; it's interesting to see how differently we can interpret the same event.
eyeglasses by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022