eye butter

The copious mucous that fuses your eyelids shut with pink eye (conjunctivitis)

I had to find my way to the bathroom by braille this morning, it took me 5 minutes to remove the eye butter from my lashes.

by Miss Spelling April 1, 2017

butter eyes

When a women is completely ugly except for her eyes.

Yo Achmed, I saw a group of those burka wearin' bitches and a strong wind blew all there clothes off and I gotta say man... those sand hags got some butter eyes!!!

by divinesunshine33 June 8, 2013