eych! 

The mating call of a midget, i.e "ooo me willy, eych!". Popular phrase with bozos and gimps alike.

"eych! that was a good one!"

eych! by Bozo Chops February 6, 2003

Eych 

Eych, (or “aych”, “ehch”, etc.) the pronunciation of the letter H.

Typically used when referring to the drug Heroin, which is often referred to as H.

“You need some eych, bro?”
“Nah man, I stick to the pills”

Eych by Japetty w tha fetty. July 26, 2021

Eych-jay 

Noun

I. A situation regarding a man's private in the clutches of one or more hands. . . Usually leading to romantic explosions.

x . This trick thought she was givin' me an eych-jay, but she was just given my pee-pee an indian burn.

Verb
II. To perform the harmonic job of hands on an erected penile region; to a friend or oneself.

x2 . "What did you guys do . .. just make out again?" asked Rowanda. Thurgood responds "Nah hoe, she eyched my jay".

Eych-jay

Eych-jay by draconistheory.blogspot.com March 9, 2011

ess em eych

same thing as smh, just typed out and even more disappointed.

-created by abigail LM

the freak man, that's not nice, ess em eych

ess em eych by Pickle193 September 18, 2023

ey ch chh 

a way to get a girl to pay attention to you.

guy: so how are you doing.

girl: *silence*

guy: *wait*

guy: EY CH CHH!!

ey ch chh by J. Best May 11, 2009