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The mating call of a midget, i.e "ooo me willy, eych!". Popular phrase with bozos and gimps alike.
"eych! that was a good one!"
eych! by Bozo Chops February 6, 2003
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Eych-jay 

Noun

I. A situation regarding a man's private in the clutches of one or more hands. . . Usually leading to romantic explosions.

x . This trick thought she was givin' me an eych-jay, but she was just given my pee-pee an indian burn.

Verb
II. To perform the harmonic job of hands on an erected penile region; to a friend or oneself.

x2 . "What did you guys do . .. just make out again?" asked Rowanda. Thurgood responds "Nah hoe, she eyched my jay".

ess em eych

same thing as smh, just typed out and even more disappointed.

-created by abigail LM
the freak man, that's not nice, ess em eych
ess em eych by Pickle193 September 18, 2023

ey ch chh 

a way to get a girl to pay attention to you.
guy: so how are you doing.

girl: *silence*

guy: *wait*

guy: EY CH CHH!!
ey ch chh by J. Best May 11, 2009
Boy 1: "Hey man, think eychian. We'll get out of this."
Eychian by XInsanity April 2, 2019

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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