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the commonly enjoyed act of copulation between two exes, regardless of how messy the break up was. Usually kept in secret (from friends and family), exsex has pros and cons: you don't have to wonder if the sex will be great or not, what partner enjoys most, or that you are sleeping with too many people. Cons are feeling dirty afterward, possibly contracting an std from your lying whore of an ex, or eventual emotion attachment and later probably shut down that some (very few) people feel during or after sex.
Man, I had exsex with Dave last night, it was awesome, but I don't think it was a good idea, I definitely need to shower in scalding hot water and then go to the STD clinic and get tested.
exsex by shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet September 15, 2010
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Any act of sexual contact with an ex after the breakup. Usually involves post contact crying and/or emotional turmoil. Can also involve hate sex and/or proof sex.
Ugh! I just had exsex using my tears as lube and want to slit my wrists with a dull, rusty butter knife.
exsex by Eau April 20, 2009
1.A state or feelings of extreme love; Intense feelings of love.
2. Loving somebody to the state of feeling overpowering emotions i.e ecstasy and or serenity in their company.
3. Feelings of intense emotions, which go beyond love; a soul mate.
1. I exserene you baby.
2. Mireya was sitting down, Adiel was watching her and felt an over whelming sense of exserene.
exserene by Adiel April 20, 2008
When 2 mfs cant have sex irl, they have roleplay sex through discord,snapchat or ig.
bro natalie just had esex w daniel on discord.
esex by quandaledingle2.0 June 20, 2022
An amazing Vine and YouTube artist who makes trailer and other random vids about EXO. She is amazing. Really.
I never knew it was possible to be a fan of a fan until I discovered Exosexo
Exosexo by LilacBrown889 November 3, 2016
when 2 sexy mfs cant have sex irl so they have to send eachother snapchat nudes n videos.
dude, I just had esex with your uncle
Esex by nickichang101 December 30, 2021

University of Essex 

A splendid university in the south of England. The student population is made up of stoners, alcoholics, harlots, MDMA enthusiasts, hippies, and Chinese people.
Three years at the University of Essex will turn you into a cannabis smoking peace activist.
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murderhobo 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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