One who tends to give too much information while telling a story. Often leads to other stories that have nothing to do with the original topic. The person then, at some point, loops back around to the original story and forgot what he was saying.
When spotted out to lunch with a woman, whom was not his wife, John went into over explainer mode.
John: Oh...hey guys, this is my niece, Mary. I just met her for lunch here because my wife asked me to give her something. Oh I know this place is kind of out of the way but we met here because she'd never been here before and she just graduated and uh, I normally don't go to lunch with other women but...
Perhaps the most popularoxymoron at the moment. Could be compared to the likes of ‘Ice Hot’ or ‘Happy Tragedy”
Person 1: “I wonder what’s going on with this Brexit nonsense?”
Person 2: “Here, I’ve found this video ‘Brexit Simply Explained’”
Person 1: “Why thank you, it’s almost bittersweet. Like an Ice Hot tea”
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.