-When something is a total heartbreaker. It makes you just as sad as when you go to a restaurant and realize your coupons are all expired, and you only have enough money for a coke.
-The 2015 version of shitty deal.
"Bro, I'm so hungry but there's no food in the house"
"Dude, that's totally expired coupons!"
"Andrew, my cat died"
"Expired coupons bro! But don't worry, there's another pussy for you. Her name is Bubbles. I got her from the SPCA"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.