exit strategy 

a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.

opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.

"Let's plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring."

"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"

exit strategy by Lucky May 12, 2006

Exit Strategy 

To need an exit strategy applies to using the bathroom, but only after consuming large quantities of food. In some cases, the term "Exit strategy" can be used in an act of foresight, such as dining at a buffet or, possibly, Taco Bell.

Brett: Hey man, wanna play some Capture the Flag?

Steve: Gimme 10 minutes dude, I just got back from China Buffet and I need an exit strategy.

Brett: That's gross!

Exit Strategy by Tobias Hawkins December 15, 2009

exit strategy 

A method of suicide reserved for contingency. A poison pill.

I have an exit strategy in case they interrogate me.

exit strategy by enkephalin07 February 29, 2016

exit strategy 

The way you leave a party or bar after drinking and dancing with your friends. Develops over time into a predictable series of actions which are entirely chaste for some people and completely slutty for others.

"My slutty friend Sheryl's exit strategy always included a blow-job. I don't know why she couldn't just shake hands and say thank-you for dinner like other people."

exit strategy by anemeth October 8, 2011

brick exit strategy 

The plan a retailer makes when it decides to close its doors to the public and move exclusively to the web.

"Either we come up with a good brick exit strategy or we're done."

brick exit strategy by SF Dave May 20, 2008

Brick Exit Strategy 

The process whereby a traditional “Brick & Mortar” retailer begins the transition to a predominantly Internet based business model. Often brought about due to the escalating costs of maintaining a dedicated physical presence as declining economic conditions force geo-based retailers into competing dollar for dollar with their virtual world ecommerce competition.

"A Brick Exit Strategy not only cuts costs, it gives us a chance to expand beyond this local market."

Brick Exit Strategy by SF Dave May 19, 2008

Emo Exit Strategy 

Used to describe a suicide, Usually for humor

Mike took the Emo Exit Strategy after Laura broke up with him

Emo Exit Strategy by thedeciver January 11, 2009