excreta 

a polite amalgam of the terms "et cetera" and "all that shit." It sounds like Latin and therefore makes you appear smarter than you actually are.

Todd's list of food for gamers included easy cheese, Bugles, pizza, Red Bull, excreta.

excreta by ET_Bill July 22, 2010

semper in excreta 

A good personal motto. Always being in trouble, constantly doing things that do not measure up to expectations, literal translation - "always in the shit".

Dave's D.I.Y. plumbing effort caused a flood in the bathroom which ruined an entire floor and brought down the ceilings in the lower floor.
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"

semper in excreta by Stubabe December 18, 2009

excretologist 

a person who studies excrement, including but not limited to feces, waste, crap, turds, urine, saliva, physical in content and or non physical matter; ie. verbal 'bullshit', lies, fluff.

example 1: I'm going to run that story by my excretologist and see what they think about why this person i know feels the need to exaggerate. example 2: the excretologist will have to inspect this animals's feces to help us figure out what it ate, and why the feces smell so badly.

excretologist by MidnightButterflyIJC February 21, 2015

excretial extravaganza 

A good shit and some.

Joe, You were a long time in the toilet.
Jack, Yes last nights vindaloo caused an excretial extravaganza.

excretial extravaganza by looart November 27, 2018

Excreta Fajita 

Excrement that is rolled up in toilet paper, the excrement serves the beef and the toilet paper serves as the tortilla.

Taco bell is serving excreta fajitas

Excreta Fajita by CumCorpse October 6, 2023