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Excreta Fajita
Excrement that is rolled up in toilet paper, the excrement serves the beef and the toilet paper serves as the tortilla.
Excreta Fajita by CumCorpse October 6, 2023
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semper in excreta
A good personal motto. Always being in trouble, constantly doing things that do not measure up to expectations, literal translation - "always in the shit".
Dave's D.I.Y. plumbing effort caused a flood in the bathroom which ruined an entire floor and brought down the ceilings in the lower floor.
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"
semper in excreta by Stubabe December 18, 2009
semen excretion
semen excretion by Gar Grim February 3, 2018
excrete
excrete by Dflameingfury June 28, 2016
excretion geometry
My baby son's an expert at excretion geometry since he seems to make perfect triangles and blocks out of his own poo!
excretion geometry by Doddi October 17, 2007
Excreat
The act in which one consumes food whilst taking a dump, often because the individual is in a hurry and does not have the time to do both one at a time. Not to be confused with excrete.
"Shit I don't have time to eat this and take a dump! I need to get to class and take that exam. Guess it's time to excreat."
Further examples: College Students...me.
Further examples: College Students...me.
Excreat by IsraelHands09 October 7, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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