The act in which one consumes food whilst taking a dump, often because the individual is in a hurry and does not have the time to do both one at a time. Not to be confused with excrete.

"Shit I don't have time to eat this and take a dump! I need to get to class and take that exam. Guess it's time to excreat."

Further examples: College Students...me.

Excreat by IsraelHands09 October 7, 2010

Excrapolate

1. To remove or eliminate crap or shit from a system, in particular, a dysfunctional department or bureaucratic organization.

2. To "cut-through" a bureaucratic shit storm and accomplish a task.

related words: excrapolation, excrapolator

Dilbert said "To improve the constipated decision-making at our oversized and bloated department, we must excrapolate the wasteful practices!!"

The new employee said, "There are so many policies and procedures in this friggin' department, only an experienced excrapolator can get anything done!!"

Excrapolate by El Heje July 24, 2008

excrapulate

The attempt to estimate or conclude (something) by extrapolating from a poor dataset. Analogous to making a guesstimate.

"Well, we're going to have to excrapulate the trend based on the shitty data we have thus far"

excrapulate by Picnic9 October 5, 2016

Excracktion

Manual removal of undergarments from between the cheeks of one's buttocks.

syn. Picking a Wedgie

After riding on my bicycle all day, I had to perform a major emergency Excracktion procedure.

Excracktion by M, Like The Letter May 28, 2007

excramate

n. : excramate
v. : to excramate
adj. excramation
bonus : excramation point (shit pulled out of ones ass on the finger and drawn into an exclamation point with an animted "dot" at the bottom) in other words the own.

- sajpp.

n.:You might wanna get that excramate off yo face.
v.: I just excramated all over oneself.
adj.: Thats some excramatory shit nig.
bonus.: What's that, this exclamation point is missing? Suck my dick, "act of an excramation point"...excramation point bitc.

- Sac.

excramate by Patty Sac November 4, 2006

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026