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Excram

noun: shortened form of excramination

excramination noun: a medical school exam where there is simply no other means of preparation, regardless of when you started studying, other than cramming. Often leaves those taking the assessment with a feeling akin to the morning after their first night in prison.

Derived from the 14th century noun examination: the act of assessing the progress or testing of qualification or knowledge and the pre-12th century transitive verb of cramming: to pack tightly derived from old english crammian which is akin to Old Norse Krejama meaning to squeeze.
Undergrad Student: "You guys are always whining about how much studying you do. I have never left an exam feeling like I didn't ace it. "

Med Student: "I didn't study for my exams either but in med school we don't have exams, we have excraminations
by ColmMcC February 9, 2010
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Mutual Extramarital Relationship

When both members of a married couple are simultaneously in a relationship with the same third party.
Girl: Can Scarlett Johansson be our Mutual Extramarital Relationship?
Guy: What?
Girl: You know, we both get to bang her if we get the chance.
by RICH TEEJ October 6, 2011
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excrementos

The not-so-freshmaker.
I tried mixing Excrementos and Diet Coke. It didn't go well.
by senorguitarra May 17, 2012
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pickled excrement

A large pickle jar that you fill with piss. Then, every time you have to take a shit, you do it into the jar. After approximately 10 turds, the jar resembles a jar of pickles, except that it is meat pickles. Then you just go ahead and bust it on someone's car or house.
PEDESTRIAN: Officer, I don't know what happened. There's shit and piss and busted glass all over my grandmother's car.

OFFICER: Yeah, it looks like pickled excrement.
by chork December 3, 2005
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Excrementally

Raising a given constant to the power of its argument, in a shitty manner.
Paris Hilton's popularity has grown excrementally since she released her video.
by TruculentPug September 7, 2008
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Excrementuously

a) A dialog that increasingly, progressively and exponentially takes a crappy path.

b) To add emphasis to something truly unpleasant

c) To express disproval on a future choice or choices.
a)
You: Tell me please!
You: You know I always love to hear about you.

Me: I’d better not…

You: I want to know why you thought it was romantic…

Me: Fine…

Me: Today, I unloaded the biggest dump ever!

You: Were you also with diarrhea?

Me: I wish I were…
Me: My shit was hard and thick…
Me: It felt like Cartman’s alien probe…

You: O’rly?

b)

Me: Yeah, my ass still aches excrementuously…
Me: Can we change the topic?

c)
You: Sure…
You: You know I got this amazing Macbook right?

Me: How could I ever forget…?

You: Well, now I am thinking on either getting an Ipod or an Iphone…
You: What do you think?

Me: Thee god, I don’t know why you ask about the Iwhatevers.
Me: I think it is escrementuously obvious!
by Evolingualways July 28, 2009
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