excitipated 

when a uptight person gets overly excited about a situation. Someone who looks constipated when they get unexpectedly excited. (excited + constipated)

Dick Cheney looked excitipated when talking about waterboarding the other day.

Joe, the christian conservative and 30-year old virgin, looked excitipated when we took him to that club downtown where Becky wanted to dance with him.

excitipated by easturbanNE May 24, 2009

excitited 

A bad english sentence created by Charles Goudreau with his incompetent brain in Sec. 2 in the movie Shrek

«Shrek is excitited to become father»

«My girlfriend is pregnant, I'm so excitited.»
«I'm having sex tonight with Urgot, I'm really fucking excitited»

excitited by Petrinator January 22, 2014

excitapated 

So excited that you are on the verge of constipation.

Currently used by only one person.

Karen: OMFG guyz!!!! I can't believe we're going to see Hannah Montana!!!!

Me: No need to be so excitapated.

excitapated by Sammy J. G. April 19, 2008

Exastipated 

Too tired to move one's bowels.

I was exastipated when I got home from work and so went to right bed rather than to the bathroom.

Exastipated by Notopos February 27, 2009

excitivated

extreamly excited. haha. a word just to make u look smart, be smart, and be tight. (don't know tight, look that up silly]

i'm so excitivated for the murrtown (murieta) party hopping this saturday!

excitivated by Miss Quintana September 27, 2007

Exastipated 

too tired to give a shit

the dog was chewing my slipper but i didn`t do anything about it due to my exastipated state

Exastipated by ManageMOM November 30, 2016