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excessive screen time

The primary culprit behind a pupil's declining vision during distance learning, often resulting from excessive hours spent staring at screens for classes, online games, and social media.
After months of online classes, my doctor said excessive screen time is the main reason my eyesight has gone downhill.

Excessive Ball Bag Syndrome 

When your ball bag is larger than it needs to be. Its like putting two grapes in a sainsburys carrier bag.
Your ball bag is hanging out your shorts, do you suffer with excessive ball bag syndrome.

Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS) 

N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.
A: See this definition.

B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."