exceptionist 

For whom the only reason the usual rules don’t apply is their feelings of entitlement

“The exceptionist believes the usual rules don’t apply to them.

exceptionist by Davidch999 May 27, 2024

Executionist 

Someone who reliably achieves seemingly impossible tasks. Performed with such expertise the task appears easy to everyone else.

Gary Taylor who works at World Travelers got me out of Nepal, through China and home to the states in 48 hours. All the other travel agents said it would take 2-3 weeks to get the Visas and Tickets to achieve this. Gary got it done, made it look easy and he didn't brag about it. Gary is an executionist, because it's just in a days work for him.

Executionist by Snarfius June 10, 2014

executionist 

The person that makes difficult things a reality. A magic do-er of difficult deeds.

Cool idea but that'll never happen.
Wrong, we got an executionist and it's already done!

executionist by SuperSurreal September 26, 2007

excretionist 

Someone who defecates on others for their own amusement.

Daniel: He just poo'd on me!
Bob: yeah, he's an excretionist.

excretionist by scott, phwoar March 21, 2009

Rule #1 no exceptions. 

No fat chicks. No exceptions

Dude did you see that ass?

Hey Rule #1 no exceptions.

Rule #1 no exceptions. by Mr. J pizzle September 5, 2011

Exceptions

Of course I will make (I was obfuscating) exceptions but the thread of communication needs to be shortened by like 99%
👌/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\👌
THIS☝️is what's happening here.
👌---👌 👈 Is what needs to happen.

Hym "The thread needs to be pulled taught and we need to reel it in. I am completely willing to make exceptions for you and I have shown that but that is not me not being my identity, it's me making exceptions for, you know, other me. The clear pronoun and intersubjetivity confusion is making it this way harder than it needs to be and the nightmare mode part is the peripheral elements of my existence and not you (Me you and not THAT you) artificially inflating the difficulty like the thing I said about CPU turning the block function on and off in a manner that is inconsistent with how people would actually block."

Exceptions by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

Murphy's Law of Exceptions 

"You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"

My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!

Murphy's Law of Exceptions by QuacksO March 9, 2019