Exavien is a guy with a very thick penis and he knows how to handle multiple women at the same time. If you ever meat an Exavien he tends to make you wet your trousers and begin to feel deeply erotic.
Is that Exavien? Oh no… my trousers are wet and I’m beginning to feel deeply erotic
exaviann is the best of the best,great music taste,gets all girls,he even has to reject so many because of the way they keep coming !! so many people be on his dick and they all wanna be him,he be cooking frfr,hes productive,gets good grades,good looks,hes so very handsome and dreamy,who wouldnt wanna be him and did i forget to mention how funny he is.WHAT A BANGER !!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.