evzen

a fag who bangs dudes and touches little kids

evzen likes to fuck little kids

evzen by thefatfag2 March 9, 2022

Evžen 

Evžen is a Czech term used to describe a man who is an awesome partner for life. He's very intelligent, caring and charming. His personality is moderate, but you better don't mess with him because he can easily give you flákanec or švihanec (Czech words for 'slap').

He's such an Evžen, he knows all sorts of things.

I met this guy some time ago and he's really nice, he should be named Evžen.

Evžen by RoyalCat November 21, 2021

Annual Ageing Event 

Annual Ageing Event, is a new way of saying it's your Birthday.

This year i will celebrate my Annual Ageing Event at my local wine bar.

Annual Ageing Event by Mr.Dinoman August 12, 2022

Annual Ageing Event 

Annual Ageing Event aka Birthday

Lord Zhero's Annual Ageing Event is at the end of July. All are welcome to attend. This years theme will be
- Vintage Dinosaurs =),

Annual Ageing Event by Lord Zhero July 18, 2022

Dermal Incineration Event

Irreparable damage to human skin/cellular DNA caused during the era of radical climate change beginning in 1991.

{A progressive term used to characterize the harmful, mutative and disabling effects of global warming on human tissue, wherein hyper-radioactive, electro magnetic waves bombard, eviscerate, and, over extended periods of time, 'incinerate' layers of 'dermis' (skin). The presence of pathology is detectable when cellular membranes become necrotically cauterized, inducing an incurable, desmoplastic form of melanoma. The evidentiary revelation of the Dermal Incineration Event, or D.I.E., (beginning in 1991) was introduced by 'Al Gore Research Institute' scientists; Dr. Johnson Cooks, Professor Patty Meltingood and Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of Ridgemont.}

1. Many of our neighbors were recently diagnosed with skin cancer as a consequence of the "Dermal Incineration Event."

2. Dr. Kevin Michael Damone gave two Earth Wind and Fire tickets to Charles Jefferson and his brother, then, 9 years later, published his introspective, proprietary, sealed thesis regarding the effects of the "Dermal Incineration Event (D.I.E.)" on the human condition after comparing conclusive data from three prominent subjects, Stacey, Linda and Mark Ratnor, while listening to side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV.

Dermal Incineration Event by Charitable Disguise December 21, 2019

Annual Aging Event 

Annual Aging Event also known as - Birthday.

Npc - So what are you gonna do for your 50th Annual Aging Event?
Lord Zhero - umm probably get a awesome dinosaur tattoo. =P

Annual Aging Event by Mr.Dinoman July 11, 2023

no fucks should be given, no, not even one! 

When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!

Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

no fucks should be given, no, not even one! by Starchylde July 4, 2016